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Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

If Nader were to win the Presidency and pull the US out of Iraq the day after, I think it would be hysterically funny to watch Noam Chomsky criticizing Ralph Nader for the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi deaths resulting from the ensuing civil war. - Craig Bruce Quotes

If Nader were to win the Presidency and pull the US out of Iraq the day after, I think it would be hysterically funny to watch Noam Chomsky criticizing Ralph Nader for the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi deaths resulting from the ensuing civil war.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect. - Craig Bruce Quotes

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' - Craig Bruce Quotes

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1. - Craig Bruce Quotes

The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

Think Tank, noun: The shower. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. - Craig Bruce Quotes

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. - Craig Bruce Quotes

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. - Craig Bruce Quotes

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Maybe now some dynamic young leader can help drag the Catholic church into the 19th century! - Craig Bruce Quotes

Maybe now some dynamic young leader can help drag the Catholic church into the 19th century!

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!! - Craig Bruce Quotes

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!!

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. - Craig Bruce Quotes

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. - Craig Bruce Quotes

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. - Craig Bruce Quotes

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

The main objective of this is to serve as an incentive to dealers and collectors to be much more aware of documents that were potentially stolen or taken from government archives. The second is to put unscrupulous people on notice that these activities are going to be watched. If they continue to engage in these activities, there's a good chance they are going to get caught. - Craig Bruce Quotes

The main objective of this is to serve as an incentive to dealers and collectors to be much more aware of documents that were potentially stolen or taken from government archives. The second is to put unscrupulous people on notice that these activities are going to be watched. If they continue to engage in these activities, there's a good chance they are going to get caught.

I liked this song as soon as I heard it, it sounds to me like the country larrikin has moved into the big smoke. This is just where Shannon needed to go with his next project, I think we'll be hearing him on 2DayFM a lot this summer. - Craig Bruce Quotes

I liked this song as soon as I heard it, it sounds to me like the country larrikin has moved into the big smoke. This is just where Shannon needed to go with his next project, I think we'll be hearing him on 2DayFM a lot this summer.

Certainly, auctioneers know how to identify government documents, but that does not always stop them from trying to sell them. What they don't know is whether these documents were part of the National Archives at one time or should be part of the National Archives. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Certainly, auctioneers know how to identify government documents, but that does not always stop them from trying to sell them. What they don't know is whether these documents were part of the National Archives at one time or should be part of the National Archives.

It doesn't require the use of Web crawlers. It requires someone knowledgeable about the definition of what a government document is. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It doesn't require the use of Web crawlers. It requires someone knowledgeable about the definition of what a government document is.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. - Craig Bruce Quotes

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Something is always simple until you try it. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Something is always simple until you try it.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

The Optimist's Handbook, hint #12: Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.' - Craig Bruce Quotes

The Optimist's Handbook, hint #12: Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.'

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! - Craig Bruce Quotes

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth! - Craig Bruce Quotes

Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth!

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. - Craig Bruce Quotes

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

Consciousness Illusion

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. - Craig Bruce Quotes

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years - Craig Bruce Quotes

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. - Craig Bruce Quotes

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

Anything on paper is obsolete! - Craig Bruce Quotes

Anything on paper is obsolete!

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. - Craig Bruce Quotes

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first. - Craig Bruce Quotes

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. - Craig Bruce Quotes

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

It pointed out to me that there was a problem. - Craig Bruce Quotes

It pointed out to me that there was a problem.

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